Im a sucker for a food gimmick
So theres this new Doritos flavor that got me interested. I'm always a sucker for a new junk food gimmick and this was no different, the packaging had me wonder what was really inside and the name, X-13D? sounds like something out of Star Wars. So I paid 99 cents for it on my lunch break, took it to my car and forgot about it.
When I got back to work I decided to read up on this to see if there was any more information about it. Wikipedia had nothing (which I thought was weird) and there were no other major news articles about it so I started searching community messageboards.
Apparently the "mystery flavor" is cheeseburger. Are you kidding me? fucking CHEESEBURGER?! thats the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of! thank god I didn't open it but what am I going to do with it now? Anyone want a free bag of shitty Doritos?
Wait, I'll bet Nate will eat it, he'll eat anything.
posted by lojus @ 2:26 PM
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