seriously now...
I know its cliché to say that your town has the worst drivers ever but I'm not kidding here, Detroit is the absolute fucking WORST!I was driving home on 696 on Saturday in the left lane going about 80 when this guy comes up behind me and starts putting on his hazard lights. I wait until there is a clearing for me to get to the right and sure enough as soon as I did he turns off the hazard lights and goes screaming down the highway.
Yeah asshole, way to exploit a SAFETY feature of your car so that you can get past me. I had a feeling that he was going to do it in the first place since everyone from Detroit is fucked up anyway (also cliché). I hope to god he drove into a ditch and his car exploded.
It's good to be back home.


