Monday, February 26, 2007

seriously now...

I know its cliché to say that your town has the worst drivers ever but I'm not kidding here, Detroit is the absolute fucking WORST!

I was driving home on 696 on Saturday in the left lane going about 80 when this guy comes up behind me and starts putting on his hazard lights. I wait until there is a clearing for me to get to the right and sure enough as soon as I did he turns off the hazard lights and goes screaming down the highway.

Yeah asshole, way to exploit a SAFETY feature of your car so that you can get past me. I had a feeling that he was going to do it in the first place since everyone from Detroit is fucked up anyway (also cliché). I hope to god he drove into a ditch and his car exploded.

It's good to be back home.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

*gasp* another post?!/ "that cheating bitch!"


This comes from an email I recieved today from my good friend Kathy. Theres no story behind it I just found it funny.

Im still here



Sorry for anyone who has been looking for me to make an update lately. February has never been a good month for me so I generally avoid doing anything outside of work, school and sleeping until the month is over. I promise I'll be back in March with all sorts of stuff to talk about but until then...

I thought this picture was amusing. This will be Kellys future kids I swear to god.